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Monday, April 27, 2009

Sarebbe da piangerci ma è.... barzelletta del giorno!

In ospedale, facendo la fila per pagare il ticket e prenotare visite ed esami.
Un anziano signore discute in dialetto con la sportellista.
Signore: quando?
Sportellista: ho detto: se lo prenota ora può fare l'esame nel 2010?
Signore: nel 2010? Ma io mi devo operare mo'!
Sportellista: non ce ne sono prima.
Deda - di passaggio dietro il signore: si butti a terra e si faccia ricoverare al pronto soccorso, vedrà come glielo fanno l'esame.

25 Aprile. Napoli.
Arriva la metro. La folla sulla banchina applaude.
Considerazione: a Napoli se qualcosa funziona l'evento va festeggiato.


Joke's on...

Lining up at the hospital at the bureau where you make reservations for tests and visits and where you pay the participation fee to State Medical expenses.
An old man is speaking in dialect to the clerk.
Man: When?
Clerk: I said, if you make a reservation now for the test you cane make it in 2010.
Man: 2010? But I have to get surgery soon.
Clerk: it's the earliest I can find for you.
Deda - passing by: sir, drop to the floor and get them to take you to ER they'd test you right away then.

Naples. April 25th (Indipendence Day).
The subway station. People waiting for the train.
The train arrives, people applauds.
Conclusion: when something works in Naples... it calls for a celebration.

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